we’re all on a ride to nowhere fast.
Why do we have to analyze when someone dies…after the fact? She could have done this better. He could have stayed away from that and lived longer.
Sometimes it seems easier to make sense of the world after the shit has hit the fan.
‘What happened to Ruth…why is she running around the cul-de-sac naked?’
Voice of reason:
‘It was probably that hit of acid she took back in 1985!’
Bumper Sticker Guy: [running after Forrest] Hey man! Hey listen, I was wondering if you might help me. ‘Cause I’m in the bumper sticker business and I’ve been trying to think of a good slogan, and since you’ve been such a big inspiration to the people around here I thought you might be able to help me jump into – WOAH! Man, you just ran through a big pile of dog shit!
Forrest Gump: It happens.
Bumper Sticker guy: What, shit?
Forrest Gump: Sometimes.
living with the effects of shit everyday
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