What’s with the word…Ottoman

Help me I’ve landed at the prison..Boulevard of Broken dreams

Words and phrases I love for no other reason than they make me smile:
1.Shenanigan: up to no good and sounds like a name for another boy band
2.Hooligans: People your mother warned you about. Sounds like an Irish quartet band.

nitwit and numskull

3.Spell:  Term often used to describe an action produced by your elderly grandparents or parents.
example being:
‘I don’t know how grandma got run over by a moose. She must have had one of her spells.
4.Jezzabell: Really loose woman. Often used in sentences like this one:
‘That Patty Cakes, she is such a jezzabell…ridden hard and hung up wet.’
5.Folding money: Stipend used to purchased above mentioned Jezebel.
6.Fester: Psychiatrist use this word when no other word comes to mind. In general population ‘fester’ can be used to point out illness caught by the Jezebel.
Example being:
‘I let that itch fester too long..,’

There is a street near Hampton Beach. I want to move there if for no other reason than to say the name of the Boulevard.
Winnacunnet!

My life long desire is to pen this statement:

I don’t know what happened honey. One minute I had been caught up in the shenanigans of tom foolery while listening to the Hooligans on the transistor radio. The next thing I know our dog hemorrhoid ran into the street had some sort of spell while humping the next door neighbor’s cat. I moseyed up to that jezzabell cat and tried to stop the whole sad scene. However, before I could rectify the situation I spotted a wad of folding money on the center line…it had been soiled and unclean and the next thing I know…I got the crabs on the corner of Winnacunnet and Dick avenue.

English: ‘Audition’ brand pocket transistor radio (Photo credit: Wikipedia)