Life as a dog…the risk with living amongst a smaller minded race..
They forget to turn the blinker off. Their musical taste leans towards the side of vain attempts at understanding a never understood world. Forgetting gas caps at the fill up station. Ignoring the need for their own Poop bags. Constant complaints about the foul odor of animal feces whilst pretending their shit doesn’t stink. Collecting goat like qualities…eating off the earth and believing they are doing no harm.
Addictive behaviors include but are not set in stone:
Binge acts of conformity. Garbage collectors to media propaganda. Popping the infamous Cure All Pill in hopes of connecting to the ‘normal’ earth beings. Climbing tall mountains to find solace when the ground below them is all the community they need. Handing themselves table scraps until the muffin they’ve devoured becomes the muffin they wear.
In general Human’s side effects are commonly referred to by the supposed lower animal like life forms as:
Hardware failure, Flat screen errors and perilous crashes into a an abyss that offers no kibble.
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